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The shaqtionary is the book that will be used to document all of the words that Shaquille O'Neal manages to create during his scrabble games.
Shaq - "T-I-C. Shaqtastic. 29 points."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."
by kennypowers February 16, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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