To take a shit and a nap simultaneously while on company time.
Brandon is heading to the bathroom to take a Shap.

Dude, I took an hour long Shap!
by Thevelts May 04, 2016
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A rumor that is so bizarre that it can’t be true.
Did you hear about the shap that Alex slept with the teacher?
by Darealrobertmcd March 27, 2021
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The being of a shape,
IDK I am only doing this to prove that shapness is a word.
by shapness December 30, 2016
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When you’re on holiday or about to go on holiday from the UK during COVID-19 and your destination is added to Grant Shapp’s quarantine list.
“Honey, we’ve been Shapped, you better ring your boss”

“Cancel the taxi, unpack the fucking suitcase, we’ve just been Shapped. What a clueless cunt!”
by Mozza_ September 10, 2020
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Shap Snap

The moment in a conversation when everything stops because it’s been so f*#%ed up that no one knows what’s going on anymore.

Also applies to repeated failed autocorrect attempts while texting.
Ohhhh, shap snap! WTH just happened?!”
by Awshapsnap August 01, 2019
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