Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.
by Rager September 04, 2015
The act of going up behind a woman or girl wearing a skirt, and promptly cutting that skirt apart to reveal the woman or girls undergarments. This is usually done with scissors, a knife, or even by hand mostly to sleeping girls. It is seen in some Japanese molestation pornography.
by Fumuru February 15, 2020
Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
by Brianswords October 03, 2020
John: Please stop Shitty Shanking me with that sharp object.
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
Tom: "Singing" Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time
by Fingerfuck101 July 30, 2009
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? November 30, 2015