A piece of shit who will laugh if your friend gets hit by a car. He will always call people faggots for no reason. He is ugly, fat, disgusting, and a total Asshole. He is super mean and just a total dickhead. You would not want your name to be SHANE!
Dude stop being such a Shane.
by I make fun of people... :) February 17, 2019
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A handsome boy who all the girls have a crush on, purely for looks. He has no personality, even though that amazing brown hair attracts everyone. He is an idiot who doesn’t deserve the attention.
A girl and boy see Shane walking down the hall.
Girl: *sighs in adoration* I love Shane. He’s so handsome.
Jealous but Right Boy: He doesn’t deserve the attention. He doesn’t have any personality.
Girl: But Shane’s so handsome...
by magicsnowman29 July 03, 2018
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A very hott boy, that has a nice body. Always smells extremely good and is all gangsta.
Shane, damn that boy smells good.
by Sarrrahh January 19, 2009
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Look i'm from the future, Shane is such a cool dude

Shane is so cool, amazing smart, funny and so god damn sexy its unreal and will make my inside explode
you should defo give him a hi-five and some food.
for example.
that dude Shane saved like 3 old people from being eaten by cannibals.
by Super-Cool-Future-Dude-69 April 04, 2019
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man like Shane D is a crazy guy. He does mind bubbling stuff like stealing his Dads boxers and hiding them in his pillow case. when you put some fat d ‘n b on you know Shane is on it like a car bonnet sniffing coke of any girls chest and popping a few Garrys. People like him are just unstoppable and loved by everyone. the crazy donny himself is in all his glory raving in the Amesbury Tandoori wearing his all white Oneil’s on with the apple bottom jeans and a salt rock shirt, you can’t look at this guy for less than 10 seconds it’s just something that will never be done.
“hide your misses because trust when they see THE SHANE they are gonna be gagging for it
by Azzer D’Rozario November 06, 2019
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The most kind hearted guy you'll ever meet. Shane has the greatest personality and shares a lot of the same interests and hobbies with you. If you look close enough, you can see exactly what he is feeling. He doesn't smile very often but when he does it lights up the whole room and you feel butterflies in your stomach. The direct eye contact you feel together is magical and hard to break. He has a really good music taste, more undercover slow music than heavy rap (ex. Drake, Kendrick Lamar). He always talk down on himself and needs lots of reassurance. Overall, Shane is one of the most selfless, loving guys you will ever meet. His flirting is very goofy and there is never a dull moment with him.
I think I met a Shane today, he was so sweet.
by skeletondog July 30, 2018
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