A guy with a tiny dick who’s girlfriend cheats on him then leaves him for a woman.
Shane is so ugly his mom is ashamed to go out in public with him.
by Itsallthetruth August 08, 2019
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Shane is a dick
That Shane can be a dick
by Jau October 08, 2019
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"I went out with this guy last night, he was a total Shane"
by ash265 December 01, 2009
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The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.
When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...
by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 22, 2010
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Unlike Shane(definition # 3) shane is a name that only a true awesome person could have.. but there is one man..whoops i mean kid..that is not worthy of the name shane and that kids name is Shane Mcblah {because i cant really put the losers last name}
The coolest kid you know is probably named shane. True fact! except the one mentioned above.
by Shane I. November 11, 2007
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A person so nice and welcoming. Is always there when u need him and will always cheer u up when u are sad. Is always the best choice for picking a best friend. And no matter what he will keep ur secrets. And he will always love u know matter what!😄
Me (alone)
Shane hi are u ok
Me no I'm alone

Shane I'll hang with u!😀
by Loverpig54 November 25, 2015
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