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Shane : I threw live chickens in the freezer .

Dylan: that's shaneism.
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May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)
Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”

Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh
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when you have a severe want for hentai, to the point where you watch it at school
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Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.
Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism

Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP
by Purpleflyy May 10, 2018
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Select phrases out of context that always have a sexual connotation.
A Shaneism Explained
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"

Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"
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