Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

i did a shane style yesterday, it was realy good

I haven’t had a girl or sex in a long time, I think I have Shane syndrome.

ruth: Did you see episode 5 of band of brothers with shane taylor?
grace: yeah, his performance made me cry

Stop being a "Shane taylor"

omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you

Person1: hey I think he’s a Shane yaw kinnie.
person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: oh he likes little kids and animals.
Person 2: like attracted?
Person 1: Yes.