Like most of the definitions, Shane's are often very shy, have massive cocks, and have blue eyes. Shane's are not assholes as the Shane's I know are definitely not assholes. Shane's are often hella confused when it comes to the feelings of love, as Shane's are often single asf. Shane's are also into sports, video games, and candy. Shane's love candy. Shane's are often very tall and skinny, and very shy, with low self esteem. They often enjoy company, and they get sad when it doesn't come. Shane's also have a keen sense of fashion and a fire shoe game. Shane's are also pretty good golfers.

P.S this was written by a mf named Shane lmao