man like Shane D is a crazy guy. He does mind bubbling stuff like stealing his Dads boxers and hiding them in his pillow case. when you put some fat d ‘n b on you know Shane is on it like a car bonnet sniffing coke of any girls chest and popping a few Garrys. People like him are just unstoppable and loved by everyone. the crazy donny himself is in all his glory raving in the Amesbury Tandoori wearing his all white Oneil’s on with the apple bottom jeans and a salt rock shirt, you can’t look at this guy for less than 10 seconds it’s just something that will never be done.

The most kind hearted guy you'll ever meet. Shane has the greatest personality and shares a lot of the same interests and hobbies with you. If you look close enough, you can see exactly what he is feeling. He doesn't smile very often but when he does it lights up the whole room and you feel butterflies in your stomach. The direct eye contact you feel together is magical and hard to break. He has a really good music taste, more undercover slow music than heavy rap (ex. Drake, Kendrick Lamar). He always talk down on himself and needs lots of reassurance. Overall, Shane is one of the most selfless, loving guys you will ever meet. His flirting is very goofy and there is never a dull moment with him.

A guy with a tiny dick who’s girlfriend cheats on him then leaves him for a woman.

Shane is a dick

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.

Unlike Shane(definition # 3) shane is a name that only a true awesome person could have.. but there is one man..whoops i mean kid..that is not worthy of the name shane and that kids name is Shane Mcblah {because i cant really put the losers last name}

A man who loves sausages.