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A shandu is slang for a jackoff indian customer looking to buy a car. They come in, testdrive, ask
you a fucking million questions and then leave without buying shit.
"Fuck me!, I just spent two hours getting jacked off by that fuckin' shandu!"
by Fatty S April 14, 2014
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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