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The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.
(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!
by Todadile217 February 06, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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