A phrase to describe what happens when a penis enters the vagina
I put the Shammy in a Noof.
by Goldeeennn June 12, 2019
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A cloth to shine your clam(vag) with
She used a clam shammy to spruce up her pussy.
by DSkunk July 28, 2010
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Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.
1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"
by DoomQuack May 16, 2015
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1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.
My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.
by europolice March 23, 2010
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Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.
Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"
by MrHygiene March 25, 2013
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