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shalanie is a nice caring person, she honesty doesn't give a damn. Deep down she's a caring person, but don't get on her bad side or she will mess you up. She is a brilliant minded in any situation and therefor if you have a shalanie keep her close in your heart as she will do the same.
"what's her name?"

"her name is shalanie"
"damn she badd"
by yourpa simone January 22, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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