Urban Dictionary: shakin' bacon

When a fat or obese man masturbates.

If I hadn't eaten that last donut, I'd be shakin' bacon right now.

by Magilla Gorilla June 12, 2007

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What's shakin bacon?

What's going on?

"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"

by pizza&coke January 21, 2012

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What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind

Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.

by maceisthemax May 08, 2011

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whats shakin bacon

An expression used to replace what is up. this phrase is Patented by elbara

hey!
YO Whats shakin bacon!

by Elbara July 16, 2006

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whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

whats up?, whats going on?

hey!
whats shakin your bacon my homeskillet?

by sharunr04 August 04, 2004

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Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

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