May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Shake is NOT similar to reggieor shwag. Shake is the bit of extra leaves and keef that have brushed off the buds and sit in the bottom of the bag. Saying "not to be confused with keef" is like saying "I don't actually know what keef is" This perception that shake is bad or cheap shit, has got to stop. It is NOT less potent if you get good quality weed. Of course if you get shake from a bag of dirt shwag your gonna have a bag of ground up crap that doesn't get you high.
NO STICKS NO STEMS NO SEEDS!!!!!! That is how good bud SHOULD BE. In conclusion IF you buy quality bud and get some shake, it is clearly NOT stems and sticks and shwag. That doesn't even EXIST in my medical bag of Cheese. Please, for the love of pot, get over yourselves and get real.
Sincerely,
Weedmans Wife
NO STICKS NO STEMS NO SEEDS!!!!!! That is how good bud SHOULD BE. In conclusion IF you buy quality bud and get some shake, it is clearly NOT stems and sticks and shwag. That doesn't even EXIST in my medical bag of Cheese. Please, for the love of pot, get over yourselves and get real.
Sincerely,
Weedmans Wife
"nah I don't need the grinder I got some shake"
"I'm gonna roll a fat blunt, Its gonna burn so smooth with this dank Afgoo shake"
"I'm gonna roll a fat blunt, Its gonna burn so smooth with this dank Afgoo shake"
by WeedmansWife March 11, 2016
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weed crumbs. some dealers try to sell it by calling it "pre-grinded", but don't fall for that bullshit. buying shake is like buying a bag of dorrito crumbs. wouldn't you prefer regular dorritos?
by bobertdude December 17, 2009
5
little peices of nugget left at the bottom of a bag. shakes can also be known as shwag in some cases.
by refund November 07, 2006
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The small bits of bud that settle to the bottom of your broken-up stash; it should not be confused with keef. Also can refer to buds that have been very finely ground.
Shake is very good for rolling joints and blunts, because it burns very evenly, slowly, and consistently if you roll it well.
Shake is very good for rolling joints and blunts, because it burns very evenly, slowly, and consistently if you roll it well.
by Zolotros May 17, 2010