when you want irish singer song writer niall horan to fuck you

the government making your body shiver to worry you.

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.

When you jerk off in the shower.

A compelling phrased used upon women with a large mass of BUNDA.

when someone is so angry because they are having trouble reciting, taking notes, or trying to decipher Shakespeare