Top definition
shake hands with the unemployed
British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."
by Alexandra July 29, 2004
Flag
Get a shake hands with the unemployed mug for your mate Julia.
2
shake hands with the unemployed
what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
by Monodon July 27, 2004
Flag
Get the shake hands with the unemployed neck gaiter and mug.

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request