Damn man, that shair on your face really poked me!

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

When you're done cooking that pie, why don't you come over here and trim my S hairs.

Guy 1; You have a shair
Guy 2: A what?!
Guy 1; A shair. It’s a shoe hair.
Guy 2: A shoe hair?
Guy 1; A piece of hair on your shoe

Guy 1: “Dude look what’s on your shoe!”
Guy 2: “It’s hair wtf”
Guy 1: “You mean it’s a Shair?”
Guy 2: “What’s a Shair?”
Guy 1: “It’s a piece of hair on a shoe.”

Person 1 : " Have you seen how good Chad is in maths ? He rocks !"
Person 2 : " Yeah, but he's not anywhere near Shair !"
or
Mom : " If you keep practicing the piano son, you'll maybe be as good as Shair ! "
Son : " No one can be as good as that mom."