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Shahpoor is 100% from Afghanistan, if he says he isn't, he's lying. He always fights with his family especially with his sister. He's that guy who always shows up to school with sweaty, saggy pants with a wierd stain that no one asks about.
He also has a wierd sense of humor and always laughs at school shooting jokes and of course jokes about his parents beating him. He's also that guy that takes of his socks on your sofa and starts picking of his toe nails.
Guy- Shahpoor breath is disgusting, has he brushed his teeth today?

Other Guy- I don't know, i'm still trying to figure out what that stain on his pants is from.
by HarisIsHot April 10, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
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