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shaggysexualism is an integral practice of radical shags and secular shags alike. It is the practice of abstaining from sexual intercourse with mortals and participating in physically rigorous religious rituals involving ones physical and spiritual genitals in the hopes that in the afterlife, Shaggy might impregnate one's and devour their newborn offspring. This practice is exclusive to shaggysexual shags but is practice by all genders as Shaggy's genitals are too mighty to be deterred by physical restraints.
PERSON 1 "Dad, I think I might be gay"
PERSON 1 "Son, one day you will come to devote your sexuality to the great Shaggy and join me as a shaggysexual. All hail Shaggy!"
PERSON 1 "Son, one day you will come to devote your sexuality to the great Shaggy and join me as a shaggysexual. All hail Shaggy!"
by CenkUygur6969 February 06, 2019
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014