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An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.

Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
by Grant October 14, 2004
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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