A Stupid Fucking Idiot. More than just a plain idiot, some people are called a stupid idiot, while others that REALLY get you pissed off get the distinction of being a fucking idiot. This is the perfect combination that just rolls off the tongue.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.