That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

The fanfic.