Can't have sex without repeated sexterruptions in this place. It is like stop and go traffic.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

"We couldn't even get through one episode of Community without having a sexterruption."

"We've done nothing this weekend that hasn't been sexterrupted."