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30+ year old men who offer to pay for hotels only to boink for hours.
Bill is a total sexperv.
by Mallory January 06, 2004
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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one who writes in an online diary about sexual escapades.
kim said, "that was the best sex i ever had!"
kyle said, "ewwww sexperv!"
by kyle January 07, 2004
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