Imaginary state of being as very sexual person.
"you just want me durnk and take full advantage of my internet sexness"
by taws November 13, 2004
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Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 26, 2015
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Yeah that's right, it's the one thing urban dictionary doesn't have.
Jake: Bro did you see that new not sex post on urban dictionary?
John: not sex? You sure your on urban dictionary bro?
by wholeftme10yesago May 23, 2020
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Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
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by JooperPooper12345 November 06, 2017
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"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009
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