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Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja
I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.
by Declan18 May 04, 2011
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Sex Muffin: A person that is sexy, or tasty looking (like a muffin). A person that you would like to have sex with. Often used for celebrities.
"Keanu Reeves does nothing for me, but Billy Corgan is a total SEX MUFFIN!"
by The Good Dopp September 09, 2005
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n. A member of a ggroup of friends that likes to grope one another.
Your my sex-muffin
by Lewis March 23, 2004
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Yesterday was so sexmuffins!
Hey! Sexmuffins! Over here!

Can also be used as a predicate, for example, "Sexmuffins! That was so great!"
by Awesomeface-D March 15, 2007
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Some one who looks normal at first, untill you see them naked.
Yo, that guy Tom, I saw him changing at dress rehursal, he's a total sex muffin!
by Bob the kitty April 23, 2009
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