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An apparent device invented by Thomas Edison, referenced by Professor Farnsworth in Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder.
You wouldn't ask Thomas Edison whether he knew how to use a sexmatron.
by ThreeDeeGamerMan September 06, 2015
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Dude that chick Nicole is such a sexmatron!
OMG that guy Andy is such a sexmatron!
by RandomChick1234 October 31, 2010
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