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An accident that occurs during some type of sex act. For example, skinning one's knee on a car door while having mad passionate car sex.
by Shanda Lear March 21, 2004
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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An unplanned sexual encounter with your ex.
Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.
by whiskey_tango_foxtrot June 04, 2013
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*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.
by Natalie and Andria January 07, 2006
5
conjunction of sexy and accident; a sexy accident; an accident done in a sexy manner; an accident leading to sex.
by Eric Antony Maldonado April 22, 2007