"I can't believe I had another sexident!"

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Dan just came over to get the rest of his stuff and before I knew what was going on a sexident had occurred.

*person one calls person two*
person 1: hey sorry i was a bit drunk last night
person 2: oh thats okay. it was just a sexident.

"Mom, Dad...was I a sexident?"

She tripped, fell and landed on his penis. It was later described as a crazy sexident.

I was giving head to this older at a party and he spooged in my eye! It was a total sexident.