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Something I will probably never have.
Me: I've never had sex before, and most likely never will.
by Hisashi46 February 26, 2015
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A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
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Sex is the acronym for the way humans are created. S stands for Super, E stands for extraterrestrial, and X stands for Xenomorphing. So sex is Super Extraterrestrial Xenomorphing. The way it works is the storks deliver the baby to the mom. The baby is created by crushing high energy mass, and the rest ends up in the mom's belly. The mom goes to the hospital so they make sure that she doesn't drop the baby. And she also had to scream really loudly for the storks to know where she is.
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"I wish I was getting sex tonight instead of looking it up on Urban dictionary..."
by blahderdash April 14, 2009
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According to Mean Girls, it is a very dangerous thing to do.
Coach Carr: Don't have sex... 'cause you will get pregnant- and die.
by 優正義 May 30, 2012
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The process of reproduction-or the process of pleasure.
"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later
I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck."
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The best thing known to humankind.

Jaya had been in love with Miles the moment she laid eyes on him. Once she got know him she loved his humorful and

kind personality as well as his looks. Miles felt the same for Jaya. Her curves caught his attention in that first class, but he

loved more than her body. All it took was one date. "So, do you want to come over to my house now? " Miles had asked

after their movie was over. "Sure," The entire way there they were both thinkings about sex. Miles's penis was hard.

Should they have sex? Does he/she want to? Is it too soon? Why is he/she so beautiful? The moment the walked into the

empty house Jaya grabbed Miles's hand and pulled him towards his room. Miles smiled and pulled Jaya into a kissed.

Jaya deepened the kissed and pulled Miles down on top of her on the bed. Miles's lips left hers and traced down her

neck, going to the side as he nibbled on her flesh. (is continued into example )
Jaya moaned and the reaction made Miles's cock hurt. He traced

father down her body her collarbone and then he lifted up Jaya's shirt. His hands trace he boobs over the bra but he

wanted more. Jaya could tell and removed her 34c bra. Miles looked at her in awe. Then he put her nipple in his mouth

and she gasped. She cried out his name, wanting him, needing him. She pulled his shirt off aggressively and locked her

mouth with his. The kissed deepened and Miles slowly started to help Jaya pull off her pants. Her G-string was untied

and Miles kissed her stomach and went down to her pussy. His mouth went in her mound and she screamed, moaned,

and chanted his name "MHH MIiles OHH baby!! mhh yes YES!!" She reached for his pants and unzipped him. Once his

boxers her off she massaged his penis in her hand, smiling at his moans. Finally, they couldn't stand to wait any longer

and Miles filled her up with one big thrust. Her ankles curved around his as he thrust faster and faster, not wasting any

more time. The hit their orgasms at the same time and they both screamed. Jaya rolled on top of him and went on full

power humping. He was not prepared and screamed her name. They eventually fell asleep after a long night of sex and

couldn't walk in the morning.

Man bruh, I wish I could be having sex tonight, not looking it up on UrbanDictionary to get horny.
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