A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied. Can also take place between two men, in which one male stabs the other in the bum. Lesbian "sex" may be fun and all, but it aint real sex unless there is some sort of stabbling going on, perhaps with a cleverly shaped hand or steel dildo.
by suck it December 08, 2001
Intercourse-Usually between a man and woman-sex; Intercourse
Jake & Amanda began kissing passionately. Jake rubbed one of his hands all over Amanda, barely grazing her breast. The other hand holding her face. Amanda fell into his kiss; it was slow at first but got deeper. They stopped kissing for a moment. "Babe, let's have sex!" , Amanda whispered in Jake's ear. Jake looked into her eyes and smiled. He shoved her on the bed and began dry humping her. Amanda rolled over and was now on top of Jake. Jake, still kissing Amanda, began taking off her dress. They sat up and Amanda slid out of her dress, revealing her thin lace bra and thong. "Sit on the end of the bed.", she demanded Jake. He sat on the end of the bed and she took off hispants and boxers. In front of her was his 8 inch hard penis. She began at his testicles then moved up the shaft to the erect head of his penis. She took it all in then blew on the head and kissed it. Jake was about to cumm but he held it in. "I have to do something for you now.", Jake said. So Amanda got on the bed. Jake removed her bra revealing he huge juicy breasts. He massaged them in his hands for a second and then licked her nipples. Amanda moaneda little and became wet. He rremoved her thong and began licking her clit with his tounge. Amanda couldn't hold it in anymore. So she cummed. "I want you in me now, Jake!" , she said. So Jake began shallow fucking her just to tease her. "I know you can go deeper!" , she screamed. So Jake shoved his whole penis in her vagina.
by Queen Elsa1 April 08, 2014
*le random guy surfing UD*
Oh this word sounds fun, lets see what it's about
*clicks on it*
DARN NOT ANOTHER WORD ABOUT SEX PLEASE
Oh this word sounds fun, lets see what it's about
*clicks on it*
DARN NOT ANOTHER WORD ABOUT SEX PLEASE
by p993 March 11, 2013
Sex is something I, (and everyone else who has taken the time to look this up) would love to be doing right now. You know you want to have sex, so don't deny it.
by That's right be jealous! January 16, 2008
I was walking up to my girlfriend's apartment and was in my boxers and a t-shirt, because I just couldn't sleep without her. I opened the door and she was in a thong and wonderful see-through bra. Her breasts were HU- FREAKIN'- MONGUS I mean the biggest ones I've ever seen. She came over to me and pulled off my boxers and t-shirt, she pulled her thong off and allowed me to snap he really expensive bra. She demanded I shove my penis up her vagina, I was really happy.
We fell to the floor I was sliding my penis in and out of her vagina, she was screaming, "GO, GO, FASTER, HARDER, I KNOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX, KEEP GOING, HARDERRRRRRRRRR!" I slid faster and harder than I ever have before, she was practically losing her voice before she was satisfied. I was so happy, her breasts were right in front of me I sucked her nipples and was having a great time. This went on for about two hours and she was screaming, "HARD, HARD, I CAN TAKE IT, FASTER, HARDER, KEEP GOING, FAST, HARD, PUT IT ON ME!" This went on so long I would bore you with the details, so I'll stop here. I'll tell you sex is extremely important, it started the human race and if you want pleasure, if you're a woman have a guy shove his penis in you're vagina. If you're a guy have a woman scream "FASTER HARDER!" You will have a great time doing that. Just make sure your and her clothes are off and you're having some sort of contact.
We fell to the floor I was sliding my penis in and out of her vagina, she was screaming, "GO, GO, FASTER, HARDER, I KNOW YOU CAN HAVE SEX, KEEP GOING, HARDERRRRRRRRRR!" I slid faster and harder than I ever have before, she was practically losing her voice before she was satisfied. I was so happy, her breasts were right in front of me I sucked her nipples and was having a great time. This went on for about two hours and she was screaming, "HARD, HARD, I CAN TAKE IT, FASTER, HARDER, KEEP GOING, FAST, HARD, PUT IT ON ME!" This went on so long I would bore you with the details, so I'll stop here. I'll tell you sex is extremely important, it started the human race and if you want pleasure, if you're a woman have a guy shove his penis in you're vagina. If you're a guy have a woman scream "FASTER HARDER!" You will have a great time doing that. Just make sure your and her clothes are off and you're having some sort of contact.
by Someone that knows February 26, 2006
An extremely pleasurable action usually between a girl and a guy where a males dick or penis is stabbed into a woman's vagina or anus.
One day I was leaving a bikini shoot when I realized I couldn't find my clothes.I walked out in just my bikini.I ran to my car and drove to my boyfriends house to drop something off for him.I walked in and yelled for him.He yelled back "I'm in here sweetie" I walked into the bedroom where I found him sitting on the bed in a robe and candles and rose petals everywhere.I walked over to him and smiled.He said come here baby and tell me how much you love me.I said why tell you when I can show you and ripped the robe off of him and grabbed his dick...I got on my knees and sucked and rubbed lookin up at him innocently then when it was hard enough he pushed his big ass dick between my double ds and tit fucked the hell out of me.He cummed in my face and then we got to the real sex.I kissed all the way up his stomach until I was up to his lips.He told me to ride him like the cowgirl I was.I rode him and rode him and then we wrestled for the the top.Kissing furiously we finally we got into the doggy position..we fucked and fucked and I had five orgasms.I screamed all night and he cummed all over me.Then for the rest of the night we spooned and forked on and off till the mornin
by jessicagotfuckedd December 21, 2011
by cebelle March 07, 2005