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providing the stomach and taste buds with a 'special experience'...-you couldn't "get off" with the local slut/stud, so you take the box of chocolates and boot (eat) them yourself!!

you're tired of eating "shit sammiches", so you go to franco's and get you some scallopini, scampi etc!
ah'm sick o' these turds on a roll!!, ah'm gone go to foolsley's and sex my guts!

she wanted him to sex her guts, then her orifice!
by michael foolsley July 19, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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