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"so there were all these girls around me and i wanted to fuck them all, and i realized my dick was so big...i just wanted to have a sex kabob!"
by alec avagina August 20, 2008
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Someone who been impaled during intercourse with a mate, so that the object that impaled them goes through both partners
Occurs most commonly in "The Friday The 13th" series
Occurs most commonly in "The Friday The 13th" series
In the hit phenomanom,"Freddy vs. Jason", a couple was "getting their freak on" whilst Jason was watching from a distance and impaled the male partner while the female (whore) was bathing. After she was finished, she came out of the shower to find her dead "one night stand" lying crunched in between the recently folded mattress. this was quite lolzy thus creating a one man SEXKABOB
by zsfdghkj,;l January 30, 2009
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When your dick exceeds the length of the eiffel tower and can fit one of every race on it. It often slices through 9/10 pelvises on the dick but lets the last human survive.
Girl 1 "James' dick is so large, he can fit all races on his dick at once!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"
Girl 2 "OH REALLY?! I'd love to see his Sex-Kabob!!"
by i>you27 July 31, 2012