A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A scuzzy, smut infested woman who smells like piss and vinegar, and may or may not be whoring herself out for methamphetamine.

Condom (used) flushed down a toilet. From the rough resemblence to a fish in its unrolled state.