The oversized areolas of huge-tittied fat, white chicks. The brown color of the outsized areolas, surrounded by acres of white tit flesh, brings to mind the rusty sewer lids that punctuate our concrete, urban landscapes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.