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A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.
My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.
by The Dick December 09, 2013
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