a white boy with an obsession with demon girls, anime girls, planes, lolis and roubles

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A white boy with an obsession with planes, anime girls, and roubles. He's also pretty stupid and gets mistaken for a woman a lot.