A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
by Sensible Patriot November 20, 2018
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when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.
I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.
by John Lindley December 17, 2007
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When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.
Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!
by Agatster February 14, 2009
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When you get really horny, to the point where you find yourself scrolling through many videos on pornhub, some being stuff you're not even into, and end up with over 30 tabs opened
I told Tom I would end NNN with a nice Pornhub Session.
by Austin Calibre November 17, 2019
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Rough and vigorous coitus, often lasting all night and regularly accompanied by the slapping rhymetic sound the thighs make when clashing and thrusting against each other. Typically results in neighbors being well aware of said amorous activity.
"...then we went back to my place for an all-night pound session."
by RI_Beaches2 September 06, 2008
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This is a term frequently used by people in Houston,Texas. It means to talk about one in a negative way in order to promote good humor, laughter, and/or strong feelings of dislike towards a person.
Ray: We about to chop his ass.
Demetri: Uh oh,do I smell a chop session coming on?
by Raa(SwampNiggah) November 22, 2011
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When you roast on different people at a time
Y'all I'm going to start a roasting session with them group of people.
by BRUH kc August 11, 2015
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