Matthew chapters 5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
by Truthseekernumberthree February 17, 2013
When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
by paigeville October 22, 2009
a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008
Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."
Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
by psudosex December 13, 2013
by Chairman November 6, 2003
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 May 20, 2011
The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018