"I gotta give Hardee's an extended golf clap this morning. In an age where all of the fast food joints are extending their salad and yogurt offerings, Hardee's has apparently said "F-that noise, we're going the other way, add bacon to every damn thing including the ice cream." Beaver B prime example of one who is a seriocomic.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"