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Located near downtown, Sequoia High School is infamous for its mediocre teachers and complete lack of school spirit. If you happen to walk on campus during lunch you'll feel almost transported back to the segregation of the 1950s; with hispanics on one side of the breezeway or "border" and white kids on the other. You'll be able to easily distinguish between these two groups without even seeing their faces due to the strict unofficial dress codes. Minority groups exclusively wear blue jeans, black hoodies and black jansport backpacks while the white kids dress in Brandy Melville and have black northface backpacks. If someone is apart of the opposite group, chances are they are a hispanic kid that went to Central Middle School, or their a white chick that exclusively dates black guys, lays their edges and claim ethnic descent because some DNA test said they were 2% South African. The school also still manages to have a Cherokee as it's mascot despite the pressure from the growing group of "woke" student activists. Some fun facts are that the school lunch tastes like shit, the flowater machines are always broken, they spent thousands of dollars to build a useless classroom filled with keyboards, and you will always find freshman juuling in the bathrooms.
Student: Hey how was your Sequoia High School football game?
Sequoia Football Player: We lost, my girlfriend smoked pot under the bleachers the whole time and the only person in the stands was this "alumni" from the class of 1972 who I'm pretty sure is just a pedophile...best game so far I'd say!
by the alien ET June 27, 2018
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Located near downtown Redwood City, Sequoia High School is infamous for its mediocre teachers and complete lack of school spirit. If you happen to walk on campus during lunch you'll feel almost transported back to the segregation of the 1950s; with hispanics on one side of the breezeway or "border" and white kids on the other. You'll be able to easily distinguish between these two groups without even seeing their faces due to the strict unofficial dress codes. Minority groups exclusively wear blue jeans, black hoodies and black jansport backpacks while the white kids dress in Brandy Melville and have black northface backpacks. If someone is apart of the opposite group, chances are they are a hispanic kid that went to Central Middle School, or their a white chick that exclusively dates black guys, lays their edges and claim ethnic descent because some DNA test said they were 2% South African. The school also still manages to have a Cherokee as it's mascot despite the pressure from the growing group of "woke" student activists. Some fun facts are that the school lunch tastes like shit, the flowater machines are always broken, they spent thousands of dollars to build a useless classroom filled with keyboards, and you will always find freshman juuling in the bathrooms.
Student: Hey how was your Sequoia High School football game?
Sequoia Football Player: We lost, my girlfriend smoked pot under the bleachers the whole time and the only person in the stands was this "alumni" from the class of 1972 who I'm pretty sure is just a pedophile...best game so far I'd say!
by the alien ET June 27, 2018
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