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It is the transportational system of Philadelphia and it's surrounding areas. It is pretty shitty and unreliable and is known for having strikes. There was also a train on the regional rail that had crashed while they were on strike. The train only ran while they were on strike because the regional rail is a different company or union than septa but is still called septa. It consists of buses, subways although there are only like 2 subway lines lol, trolleys, and regional rail. They never arrive on time and you should just go drive unless it is to the phillies world series.
When the fuck is this SEPTA gonna get here?
by WSUPHOLLA November 21, 2009
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a part of the nose that everyone and their fucking mother has pierced nowadays.
Damn, I used to want to get my septum pierced but I can't now because everyone and their mom has one.
by checkkkkkit April 03, 2007
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The little piece of cartilidge between your nostrils.
by Shinku July 20, 2003
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It's the middle part of the bottom of your nose between the nostrils. Most people only hear the word because of them being pierced.
John looks so much hotter since he got the 6 gauge piercing in his septum.
by alternabear July 23, 2013
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The part of the heart that separates the two ventricles from one another and thus stopping deoxygenated and oxygenated blood (bllod without/with oxygen respectively) from mixing.
Galen thought the septum had holes in, but he was wrong.
A hole in the septum is a serious problem.
The septum is very thick here.
by Shadowstalke February 04, 2008
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A place were employees think just because they work in public service they deserve a raise
john:Kate did u know septa went on strike kate:aww man but i promised the kidz i would take them 2 philly john: u can still go kate: but i don't want 2 be walking around with 8 kids what if a cute guy sees me. john: all i know is that septa employees are a bunch of money hungry bitches like u
by the unstopable Juggernaut November 03, 2009
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The last girl a guy dates before coming out of the closet.

Particularly applicable when this has happened many times to the same girl; she is the train men ride from their closet in Trenton to the out and proud parades of Philly.

A doubly unwitting beard.

A special kind of fag hag.
Don't mess around on that SEPTA, she'll be the last ride you take.

Turn them once: shame on you. Turn them twice: you are the SEPTA.

(To a gay man): Don't get your hopes up just 'cause I'm riding the SEPTA.
by s. pearre July 25, 2009
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