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A japanese ritual sacrifice, mainly when you have been disgraced.
If my 'friends' spread my secrets to the whole school, i will perform seppukku to end my life and my shame.
by Fluffy Paine May 14, 2007
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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