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That thing you get when you jack off way too hard so that when you jizz, you can only squirt out tiny sprits every few seconds.
After masturbating WAY too hard, I could only manage to get out a few semenites.
by stikkky December 25, 2011
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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A girl who attracts the semen of men in a radius of more or less 10000km.
Andrew: Hey, do you feel that?

Bradley: Holy shit! Semenite incoming!

Semen: fuck
by Andrew & Bradley May 29, 2019
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