The act of secreating or shooting of semen.
She screamed loudly while I was semening causing a misfire, leaving her leg and my sheet a mess.
by semening July 19, 2006
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A man who works on a ship or boat.
Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!
by Dante Sitwell March 18, 2007
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The white, sweet-and-sour fluid that shoots from the penis of a man.
Claire M's lover's semen was all over the bed after they were finished that night.
by Claire .B.M. February 29, 2004
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Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.
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A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.
Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.
by jtcjr13 August 06, 2009
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the creamy white stuff that when you bend over in the shower it gets shot in your ass
oh boy today james plugged my ass with semen i wont shit for weeks
by Devin Demaine April 22, 2004
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