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A simple word of which replaces the word 'cum'. Not just in a sexual context, but say you were going to go somewhere you would use the word Semen instead of come or go or going. Semen can also be used in verious other contexts, shown in the examples below. It is derived from Essex, while being used widely and is taking over the modern language.
"I just Semened"
"You Semening to the shops?"
"Where are we semening today?"
"WHAT THE SEMEN!" or "WTS"
by JK,x September 05, 2009
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Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. Known to have antidepressant exfoliant and antifungal effects. Pretrials suggest 6 months of daily sperm intoxication may actually be a cure for obsessive compulsive disorder. Recently classified by the W.H.O as a superfood and vital nutrition source to be protected and force fed to the pretty and unwilling. Studies show the semen of gingers to be most beneficial to the growth and emotional development of young confused strippers. Maximum effect in these cases is achieved via manual oral extraction, and/or anal inoculation. Young whores on this modality are advised to take at least 5 or 6 treatments a day, crying and contorting their whore bodies to achieve maximum retention.

Warning: Overuse in the vagina may result in reproduction.
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Acts as a nutrient pill or vitamin and also whitens your teeth!
Wow, her teeth are white, she must swallow a lot of semen. Ya, id like to stick my cock in that.

Man1: Oh she is really fit, i bet she takes vitamins
Man2: No dude, that bitch drinks semen like EVERYDAY!
by Jeffrey Johnson (MJ) September 17, 2005
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Manly fluids of the genitals

People in a submarine
Look, there is semen in the submarine

Look, there is semen in the submarine
by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003
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