the hottest and coolest girl in the world. She is also the queen of everything.
I bow to queen selly
by SBFFL December 19, 2004
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An amazing person who is older than earth she makes every person cower in fright and awe at the power of her greatness she is a person that rules the universe and has lived since before earth this makes her far wiser than tolivi or anyone else
“Wow is that sellie?!”

“She’s even greater than tolivi!!”
by chickenfingernuggets December 18, 2018
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Selly Oak is a safe and clean retreat in the multi-cultural hub of Birmingham. Recent installments have included rubbish bins with the University of Birmingham emblem.

If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.

Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).

Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.

Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.
When I was in Selly Oak I purchased a 'I *heart* SO' tshirt.

I caught my STD in Selly Oak.

I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.
by General Hot January 07, 2011
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a combined word to describe Sore Loser Ellie. SELLY.
wow you didn’t have to quit uno because you were losing ellie, you seem to be a sore loser, a SELLY.
by mooshie1203 May 20, 2019
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