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Me: Quick hide the phone! She's coming back and I've only taken 2000 selfies!
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
Friend: You gave me a selfie bomb!?!?
Me: Shit
by fuckingmeanestperson December 17, 2013
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
For instance take a selfie bomb when:
Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face
2 random people are making out on a park bench
Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt
You're robbing a convenience store
You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates
Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
3
Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.
My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.
My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.
by Changolicious January 15, 2014