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The act of giving yourself oral stimulation, Performed by only the most flexible, perverted and desperate men.
Luke was bad at speaking to women, he resorted to many weeks of stretching and practice, so he could have a self BJ
by deadJ April 14, 2016
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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